#incorrect fma quotes

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[dyingroses]

Alphonse: my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking

[caesarinsalata]

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[datlokibumtho]

Greed: "I'd call you a fuckboy, but since I don't know your gender, I'm just going to call you a fuck."

Envy: "Fair."

[i-have-fma-thoughts]

Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.

Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now

Ed: I'm gonna get shot

[wakkoroni]

FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: #2

Slight context: the Elrics are missing

Roy: I want those kids found now scout the area, leave no stone unturned

Solider: but sir it’s dangerous

Roy: I don’t care I want my children back to me

Soldier: yes sir

Riza: should I get the adoption papers ready

Roy, realizing what he just said: I don’t have time for games

Riza: I’ll put it on standby

[number1greedlingfan]

Al: You've been seeing Pride this whole time?! Why didn't you tell anyone sooner!

Ling: Because Ed always says I'm sick in the head and threatens me.

Ed: Well you are.

[fairyprince7]

Ed: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like “look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.”

Winry: Wow. You are not ready to hear about trees.

[cjs-51703]

*Modern!AU*

Lan Fan, on Ling's phone: *sees contact named 'Love of My Life'*

Lan Fan: Aww, that's--

Lan Fan: Wait, that's not my number. *calls the number*

The other line: This is Pizza Hut, how can I help you?

[altumvidetur]

Barry the Chopper (about Riza): I'd kill for her!

Havoc: You'd kill for a chocolate bar.

[slicey-eurydicey]

Fuery: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Falman: Theft. Breda: Disturbing the peace. Hawkeye: Aggravated assault. Mustang: Arson. Havoc: All of the above. In that order, probably.

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ling: Okay, listen, bestie- Ed: I am not your fucking bestie. Ling: OKAY, then listen, WORSTIE-

[dyingroses]

Ling: Road trip with friends! Greed: We are literally on the run from the government!

[the-herdier]

Greed: "In fact..."

Greed, pointing at Lust: "Eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Envy: "Eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Pride: "Eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Wrath: "Definitely eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Gluttony: "Eat shit."

Greed: "You can all eat shit!"

[datlokibumtho]

Ed: "My mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted. So I became a problem."

[i-have-fma-thoughts]

Ed: I raised you, you traitor!

Ed: how could you do this to your own brother.

Ed: after all the sacrifices I made for you?

Al: you say 'sacrifices' like you had something else going on.